Ebook: The 2548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

From Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, definitions, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste, including:

"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." --W.C. Fields

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest." --Tom Stoppard

"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." --George Burns