Ebook: Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

Do you like grids, negative space, and well-kerned type? No? Fair enough. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of a creative agency? No? Well, that’s fine as well. You wouldn’t know you were in an agency anyway; flies have no concept of that kind of thing. All they’re interested in is standing in poo then walking around the rim of your coffee mug.

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