Ebook: Don't Get Me Started

Kate Clinton's first book of irreverent humor
Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, “Do you think we're lesbians?"