Ebook: Ninja Farts: The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket!
His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he's more than just your average everyday child, he's also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts!
Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you're done!