Ebook: Pessimisms: Famous (and not so famous) Observations, Quotations, Thoughts, and Ruminations on What to Expect When You're Expecting the Worst

FAMILY
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
--George Burns

FAITH
"God is love, but get it in writing."
--Gypsy Rose Lee

MEN
"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then marry him."
--Cher

LOVE
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
--Joan Crawford

LIFE
"Life isn't one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing again and again."
--Edna St. Vincent Millay

HEALTH
"The only way to keep your health is the eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
--Mark Twain

OPTIMISM
"An optimist is a guy who has never had much experience."
--Don Marquis