Ebook: Exploiting my baby: a memoir about pregnancy and childbirth

Everyone loves babies-and pregnant women-so TV and radio personality Teresa Strasser decided to use this obsession to her advantage. She came up with a way to provide for her newfound family and help other mommies-to-be with this down- and-dirty memoir about first-time pregnancy. An award-winning writer, Teresa is achingly honest about the motherhood she begins experiencing at age thirty-eight. With a biting sense of humor and heart, she portrays the tribulations that come with each trimester, from nausea, weight gain, and bladder infections to dealing with those other kinds of pregnant women. (You know the ones. The ones who glow-and gloat about it.).;When it comes to conception, porn is good and the secret is bad -- (You're) having my baby, or anka management -- Inner child, meet new baby, please don't smother it -- Pregatory -- I'll miss you, toxins : people I want to punch: bummer ladies -- CVS : order now and enjoy six months (worry) free! -- Bad move : calling Nancy O'Dell a stupid c-word -- Why I'm finally psyched to be having a boy -- How freaky and paranoid is your google history? -- Logan's running -- The ten worst moms in history -- A million little Reese's pieces -- Dragging my names through the mud -- Babies "R" ripping us off -- Pregnancy sex doesn't suck, but maybe you should -- Hey, other pregnant ladies: look my way -- A cut above (the anus) -- Babymoon in Vegas : bet on a crisis -- Are breast-feeding classes for boobs? -- Sitting stretch Mark Shiva -- Frank Swoops in to save my vagina -- Seinfeld curbs my enthusiasm -- An even worse c-word -- Days in the hole -- Day one : the infinite pint -- My mother, the Rabbi and a bag of crap -- I said a lot of things.