Ebook: The dog walker: an anarchist's encounters with the good, the bad, and the canine

Reverse-indexing smug, saber-rattling shitheads, or how I became an anarchist -- Walking, we ask -- A people's history of professional dog walking -- Any port in a storm -- The drift -- Spoiler: dogs are assholes -- Keys: a user's manual -- Keys: a temple to Goldilocks -- Footnote one -- That question you're dying to ask -- Moses -- Moving targets -- Lube: it's not just for sex anymore -- Indicator species -- Even State Department staffers get the blues -- In which we all learn a valuable lesson about scheduling -- The Wyoming -- A few words on boarding -- Little deaths -- Spoiler: I definitely had sex in your house; or, dog walking at Christmastime -- The plan, pt. 1 (theirs) -- The plan, pt. 2 (ours) -- Pug life -- Omar -- Expiration dates -- Exit interview.;What happens when an angry radical finds himself (more) penniless (than usual) after one too many protests? Why, he becomes a dogwalker, picking up the poop of Washington D.C.'s canine elite. It sounds like the setup to a joke, but it's also the absolutely true story of Joshua Stephens, a committed anarchist who spent ten years as a professional dogwalker to D.C.'s and New York's financial and political establishment.