Ebook: Care to make love in that gross little space between cars?: a Believer book of advice

Kristen Schaal -- Louis C.K. -- George Saunders -- Zach Galifianakis -- Jerry Stahl -- Bob Powers -- The Pleasure Syndicate -- Dave Eggers -- Amy Sedaris -- Liam Lynch -- Simon Rich -- Anne Beatts -- Mike Doughty -- Roz Chast -- Brendon Small -- Cintra Wilson -- Lisa Lampanelli -- Alan Zweibel -- Julie Klausner -- Rich Fulcher -- Merrill Markoe -- Fred Willard -- Miscellaneous Canadian rock musicians -- Elizabeth Beckwith -- Sam Lipsyte -- Paul Simms -- Laraine Newman -- Jerri Blank -- Paul Scheer -- Rob Baedeker -- Dan Guterman -- Anthony Jeselnik -- Scott Thompson -- Rose McGowan -- Bob Saget -- Allison Silverman -- Nick Hornby -- Weird Al Yankovic -- The parties responsible.;The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance. Here Amy Sedaris describes the perfect murder for unwanted hermit crabs--you will need a piece of meat and a brick. Simon Rich explains how to avoid being found dead in your underwear by firemen--buy some long johns. Zach Galifianakis provides insight into how he changed his name without a social security card--he just started calling himself Adam Zapple, and it stuck. Bob Saget finally illuminates what "friends with benefits" really means--a nonsexual relationship wherein your ex makes monetary deposits into your bank account.