Ebook: Mr. Funny Pants

Intro; Welcome; Epigraph; Dedication; About the Author; Aboot the Author (For Canadian Edition); About Bea Arthur; About New Jersey; About Brooklyn; Acknowledgments; Preface; Post-Preface; Post-Post-Preface; Pre-Post-Post-Preface; End of Pre-and Post-Prefaces Preface; Introduction; Taking Ecstasy and Peeing on Myself; Book Proposal Submitted to Grand Central Publishing on February 7, 2008; Book Proposal, Part 2; Book Proposal, Part 3; Book Proposal, Part 4; Book Proposal, Part 5; Getting Started on Writing My Book; Excerpt from My Imaginary Interview with Charlie Rose; Duck Imprinting;A comic writer who has contributed to such shows as MTV's "The State," "Stella," and "Michael & Michael Have Issues" provides a hilarious account of his successes, his failures, and his obsessions.