Ebook: Naked

Chipped beef -- A plague of tics -- Get your ya-ya's out -- Next of kin -- Cyclops -- The women's open -- True detective -- Dix Hill -- I like guys -- The drama bug -- Dinah, the Christmas whore -- Planet of the apes -- The incomplete quad -- C.O.G. -- Something for everyone -- Ashes -- Naked.;The author recounts hitchhiking across the country with an odd cast of quadriplegics and deadbeats, working as a migrant worker in North Carolina, and other adventures.