Ebook: Out of My Mind

Preface; Part 1. Daily Life; We're Wasting Away; Just Another Day; States by the Numbers; Weathering the Storm; Forget the Birthday Greetings; The Junk Building Boom; Life Becomes Less Neighborly; The Retractable Wedding; Better by Far; Wedding Dumbbells; A Job Easily Done; Some Thoughts on Vacations; The Smell of a New Car; Expensive Bed, Bad Breakfast; The Rain in Spain and Here; Ring a Ding Ding; Easy Pass for Airlines; The Agony of Flight; Going Nowhere Fast; Take a Stay Home Vacation; The Perfect Pat Down Person; Technologically Illiterate; No-Show Repair People.;Celebrate the holidays with a new collection by America's favorite commentator and best-selling author.