Ebook: Mommy needs a raise: because quitting's not an option

Goodbye, Board Room and Legal Briefs-Hello, Dimples, Diapers, and Destruction Women know that raising children will be different from climbing the corporate ladder. But nothing can truly prepare them for the mind-muddling world of motherhood. It doesn't take long for a new mom to question whether her tyrannical, diapered boss really understands her value to the organization. Because honestly' She's not always sure herself. With her signature wit, lawyer-turned-full-time-mommy Sarah Parshall Perry says what all new moms are thinking when they trade annual reports for homework help and yoga pants. Perry invites moms to laugh alongside her amidst the "Are you kidding me'!" moments that come with the job of raising humans. This book is story of every mother who gives up one thing to get something better-and ends up finding out what she's worth along the way.;Meet the Donners -- A Job is a Job -- Free range -- Look what I can do -- Buck Rogers -- Res Ipsa . . . what'd you say? -- Madison Avenue madness -- The teacher is in -- Do these children come with dental? -- The weirdos next door -- Play nice -- The art of war -- Survival instinct -- I feel bad about my brain (and i'm not crazy about my body, either) -- Other people('s children) -- Geography -- The continental divide -- The river of stars -- Time travel.