Ebook: My Boring Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith

Now revised and updated to include The #x91;Ins and Outs' of making the movie Zack & Miri, and a new afterword. Anything but boring, Kevin Smith shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way! Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life#x85; well, not always dull. In between watching his TiVo, he manages to make and release Clerks II, relate the story of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes' heroin addiction ... and get caught stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds. Thrown in are his views on the perils of strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and so much more! Adults Only!;Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Contents; Introduction; The Diary; March 2005; April 2005; May 2005; June 2005; July 2005; August 2005; September 2005; October 2005; November 2005; December 2005; January 2006; February 2006; March 2006; April 2006; May 2006; June 2006; July 2006; August 2006; September 2006; October 2006; November 2006; December 2006; June 2007; August 2007; September 2007; November 2007; January 2008; June 2008; August 2008; October 2008; May 2009; Afterword; Index; A; B; C; D; F; G; J; K; L; M; O; P; Q; R; S; T; V; W; Z; Also Available From Titan Books; Back Cover.