Ebook: How to Be Inappropriate

Contents; Notes Toward a Definition of the Inappropriate: An Apologia, 1; The Puerto Rican Lockhorns Reunion, 4; The Turds of Billyburg, 10; Hot Blooded, 15; A.I. Wanna Rock 'n' Roll All Night, 18; Revising the Footlicker Story, 33; Notes Toward a Philosophy of the Inappropriate, 43; Mooning: A Short Cultural History, 44; My Ass Life in the West, 64; The Difference Between Chickens and Goats, 70; An Inappropriate Commonplace 81; On Late Style; 85; Are You Hot Enough to Play with Journey? Todd Rogers Is, 87; Pulling the Muse's Finger: A Fartspotter's Guide to Poetic Passings of Wind, 119.;Dry, offbeat, and mostly profane, this debut collection of humorous nonfiction glorifies all things inappropriate and TMI. A compendia of probing essays, lists, profiles, barstool rants, queries, pedantic footnotes, play scripts, commonplace miscellany, and overly revealing memoir, How to Be Inappropriate adds up to the portrait of an artist who bumbles through life obsessed with one thing: extreme impropriety. In How to Be Inappropriate, Daniel Nester determines the boundary of acceptable behavior by completely disregarding it. As a twenty-something hipster, he looks for love with a Williamsb.