Ebook: Glop: nontoxic, expensive ideas that will make you look ridiculous and feel pretentious

Achieve (Beauty ; Detoxes ; Health ; Fitness ; Nutrition) -- Exist (Sitting very still and staring ahead blankly ; Work & finances ; Parenthood ; Relationships ; Spirituality) -- Create (Recipes ; Entertaining) -- Gain (Beauty ; Fashion ; Home ; Gifts ; Kids) -- Look at.;A wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy, pretentious celebrity website GOOP. Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the lifestyle website everyone loves to hate. Here are favorite recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips, juice cleanses, vacation destinations, juice cleanse-detoxes, and a selection of hand creams that will open your third eye, plus lots of celebrity namedropping and more!