Ebook: Andrea Martin's lady parts

Whether lighting up the small screen, stealing scenes on the big screen or starring on the stage, Andrea Martin has long entertained Canadians with her hilarious characterizations and heartwarming performances. An important player in SCTVLady Parts will make you giggle and may make you cry--a powerful collection of stories by a woman with a truly storied life.;Perky tits -- It's my roots, Johnny -- Armenia -- My one-year diary -- Afterbirth -- Birthdays -- Dating #1 -- Dating #2 -- My mustang convertible -- Why I fly to Atlanta to get my hair cut -- Mommy -- Secrets -- My writing process -- Here are some other things I'd rather do than write -- Someday my prince will come -- Television vs. books -- Chimps in tutus -- My gynecologist -- You are so beautiful -- My astrologer -- Astrology follow-up -- Old lady parts #1 -- Crazy -- Some things I think about but don't say out loud -- Why so angry, Ms. Martin? -- The graphologist -- Wherever you go, there you are -- Parapharyngeal abscess -- Emergency -- Multi-tasking -- Squirrels -- My pine tree -- The train -- My lost youth -- My first head shots, circa 1970 -- Yes! -- Old lady parts #2 -- SCTV, or "what do you think of this?" -- Everything must go.