Ebook: Raised in captivity: fictional nonfiction

-- But What if We're Wrong? A man flying first class discovers a puma in the lavatory. A new coach of a small-town Oklahoma high school football team installs an offense comprised of only one, very special, play. A man explains to the police why he told the employee of his local bodega that his colleague looked like the lead singer of Depeche Mode, a statement that may or may not have led in some way to a violent crime. A college professor discusses with his friend his difficulties with the new generation of students. An obscure power pop band wrestles with its new-found fame when its song "Blizzard of Summer" becomes an anthem for white supremacists. A couple considers getting a medical procedure that will transfer the pain of childbirth from the woman to her husband. A woman interviews a hit man about killing her husband but is shocked by the method he proposes. A man is recruited to join a secret government research team investigating why coin flips are no longer exactly 50/50. A man sees a whale struck by lightning, and knows that everything about his life has to change. A lawyer grapples with the unintended side effects of a veterinarian's rabies vaccination. Fair warning: Raised in CaptivityRaised in Captivity bids fair to be one of the most original and exciting story collections in recent memory, a fever graph of our deepest unvoiced hopes, fears and preoccupations. Ceaselessly inventive, hostile to corniness in all its forms, and mean only to the things that really deserve it, it marks a cosmic leap forward for one of our most consistently interesting writers.;Raised in captivity -- Execute again -- Experience music project -- Toxic actuality -- How can this be the place? -- The truth about food -- Every day just comes and goes -- Blizzard of summer -- Of course it is -- Skin -- The perfect kind of friend -- Cat person -- Pain is a concept by which we measure our god -- What about the children -- (An excerpt from) a life that wasn't mine -- Not that kind of person -- Rhinoceros -- The enemy within -- The secret -- Trial and error -- Fluke -- If something is free the product is you -- Never look at your phone -- Reality apathy -- Reasonable apprehension -- Just asking questions -- To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is not to die, except that it actually is -- Tell don't show -- The second arrangement -- Slow pop -- [ ] -- I get it now -- The power of other people.