Ebook: How to be a dictator: an irreverent guide

Intro; Title Page; Copyright; Contents; Introduction: The Appeal of Dictatorship; 1 How to Become a Dictator; 2 How to Stay in Power; 3 Cultivate Yourself; 4 How to Get Rich; 5 How to Spend Your Fortune; 6 Be Sure to Sleep Around; 7 Write Your Literary Masterpiece; 8 Keep Styling; 9 Share the Benefits (with Your Friends); 10 Get Out in Time; Bibliography.;A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide to Becoming a Dictator, Based on the Outrageous, Scandalous, and Excessive Behavior of Dictators Past and Present Who hasn't dreamed of one day ruling your own country? Along with great power comes unlimited influence, control, admiration, and often wealth. How to Be a Dictator will teach you the tricks of the trade. H.