Ebook: Sex, Sleep or Scrabble: Seriously Funny Answers to Life's Quirkiest Queries

One of the funniest, rudest and most useful books you'll ever read What questions would you ask a doctor at a comedy gig? Is it healthy to sleep with a pet? Is horse riding riskier that ecstasy? Do love eggs need to be fitted? Do unlucky beds exist? Do doctors ever pretend to hear noises with a stethoscope? Should I hand-wash my merkin? What's the best sexual position for losing weight? Has everyone had more sex than me? Should I have Scrabble before marriage? What should I do if someone dies on me during sex? GP and comedian Phil Hammond has collected two hundred and fifty of life's quirkiest.;Cover; Title; Contents; Preface to the New Edition; Introduction; 1 Not so Simple Pleasures; 2 Doctors' Quirks; 3 Rude Health; 4 Surreal Sex Guide; 5 Body Talk; 6 Forbidden Fruit; 7 About Dr Phil; Also By Dr Phil; Further Browsing; By the Same Author; Copyright.