Ebook: God, if you're not up there, I'm f*cked: tales of stand-up, Saturday Night Live, and other mind-altering mayhem

Author's note -- Prologue -- The hall -- The golden years -- There's something wrong here -- From Hell to Hell's Kitchen -- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times -- God, if you're not up there, I'm f*cked -- Blood on the floor -- What you didn't see -- You want me to go where? -- I'll show you Multiple Personality Disorder, Pal -- I saw what you did, and I know who you are -- A host of hosts -- Politics for dummies -- My welcome outstayed me -- The golden years redux -- I mean it this time -- Honest.;The longest-tenured cast member of "Saturday Night Live" delves into the darkest corners of his life, on both sides of the camera, with brutal honesty and a fierce comic wit.