Ebook: You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up: A Love Story

Let us now praise lactose intolerance -- A Saab story -- A tale of two kitties -- 28 days later -- Hungry like the wolf -- The years of living sleeplessly -- The eighteen-year plan -- Back to the pussy -- Slouching toward Cooperstown -- They're not our father's fathers-in-law -- I'm OK, you're the problem -- Anything goes -- Future shock spouse -- The state of our union.;A hilarious and ultimately moving memoir of one couple's reliance on complaining, co-dependence, and a healthy supply of Pinot Noir to keep their marriage and sanity intact.