Ebook: Fired!: Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and Dismissed

Cover; Colophon; Title Page; Copyright; Dedication; Epigraph; Contents; Introduction; Who Came Up with the Phrase "You're fired"?; Chapter 1; The Job So Terrible You Can Only Hope to Be Fired; That's a Factby Andy Borowitz; The Big Red Shoe Diariesby Paul Feig; Bimmy in Trainingby Larry Charles; The Snuggeryby Eric Gilliland; Bruce Cameron Remodels Your Redundancy; Don't Call Me, I'll Call Youby Judy Gold; Poor Judgmentby Illeana Douglas; Number One Pooper-Scooperby Robert Reich; Nestingby Jessica van der Valk; When Children Fire Youby Ian Gomez; Chapter 2; The Firing You Didn't See Coming