Ebook: Crazy salad: some things about women

Introduction (1983) -- Preface (1975) -- A few words about breasts -- Fantasies -- On never having been a prom queen -- The girls in the office -- Reunion -- Miami -- Vaginal politics -- Bernice Gera, first lady umpire -- On consciousness-raising -- Dealing with the, uh, problem -- The hurled ashtray -- Truth and consequences -- Baking off -- Crazy ladies -- Dorothy Parker -- The littlest Nixon -- Divorce, Maryland style -- No, but I read the book -- Conundrum -- From Scribble scribble: Dorothy Schiff and the New York Post ; The Palm Beach Social Pictorial ; Richard Collin and the spaghetti recipe ; My cousin Arthur is your Uncle Art ; Upstairs, downstairs ; Porter goes to the convention ; Gourmet Magazine ; The Ontario Bulletin -- From Esquire: The mink coat.