Ebook: American wino: a tale of reds, whites, and one man's blues

Venice, California : "Have a safe journey to Nowhere" -- The Edge of Nowhere, USA : "I won't forgive you if you don't" -- Santa Barbara County, California : "Snake Plissken makes a damn good Pinot Noir" -- Sonoma County, California : "That's the whole point of why you're on this trip, right? To learn?" -- Oregon : "Any chance of catching a break on this one, Officer?" -- Montana : "Need is a strong word, Mr. Dunn" -- California, Oregon, Washington, Wyoming, Colorado, and Nebraska : "Confusion Hill" -- Nebraska, Chicago, Michigan, Canada, Finger Lakes, Vermont, Maine, Rhode Island : "You probably tell yourself five different lies just to get out of bed in the morning" -- New York City : "First, we ice this fuck" -- The New Jersey Turnpike : "Everyone Sucks But Us" -- Philadelphia : "Be careful or you'll be wearing nightgowns like me!" -- Virginia and North Carolina : "I'm partial to 'Push It' myself" -- Georgia, Louisiana : "It's a start" -- Texas : "Fuck you, molecules" -- New Mexico : "I have not been compromised by the Lizard People" -- Arizona and the California Desert : "Never heard the word impossible" -- The End of the Road : "It's only going to get better with age.";"Part travel memoir, part exploration of wine, American Wino follows professional booze writer and certified beer and spirits expert Dan Dunn as he travels to wineries (good and bad!) across America in an attempt to become the ultimate blue-collar wine expert"--