Ebook: Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.

Gettin' ghosted -- Born to kill -- 'Til death do you part (or not) -- Timeless beauty -- Two's a couple, three's a crowd -- Stage fright, divorce fight -- Meowless and browless -- A Catfish crusade -- Apple allure -- Sobriety sucks -- Too many to name -- Blondes have more fun -- Leave an impression -- Piggybacks save lives -- Temper tantrums -- Reinventing yourself -- A Truly loyal royal -- Fear of missing out -- Fake it, see how they take it -- Support yourself -- Show some respect -- The Dentist of death -- Cardio is fucking hardio -- Haters gonna hate -- Lookin' good, honey -- Know when to go -- Sexual swordplay -- The Smell of victory -- Your dog knows best -- Parisian prostitution -- Don't lose sight of yourself -- Ashley's fake eyelashes -- No child thanks to crocodiles -- Jailhouse wedlock -- A Hairy proposition -- Step your game up -- Romantic revenge -- Keep it private -- A Provoking smoke -- Crazy lady bay -- Get it, girl -- Fighting for the right -- Laws, liars, and libations -- A Mutual understanding -- Bucket brawlers -- Make him work for it -- Pet parenting 101 -- Squad goals -- Female ferocity -- Nacho daddy -- The Pirate queen -- Hell in heels.