Ebook: God, no!: signs you may already be an atheist and other magical tales

A scathingly funny reinterpretation of the Ten Commandments from the larger, louder half of world-famous magic duo Penn and Teller reveals an atheist's experience in the world: from performing on the Vegas strip with Siegfried and Roy to children and fatherhood to his ongoing dialogue with proselytizers of the Christian Right and the joys of sex while scuba-diving, Penn has an outrageous sense of humor and a brilliantly entertaining opinion on, well, anything you care to think of.;Cover; Description; Back Cover; Title Page; Copyright Page; Dedication; Contents; Introduction: The Humility of Loudmouth Know-it-all Asshole Atheists; The Bible's First Commandment; Siegfried, Roy, Montecore, Penn, and Leather Pants; What's the G on the Joint?; King of the Ex-Jews; The Bible's Second Commandment; Pastor Shirley, My Mom and Dad, Lesbians, and Jesus Christ; Auto-Tune, Tattoos, and Big Fake Tits; The Bible's Third Commandment; Preach to Me and Pray for Me-Please!; You Are the Model?; Agnostics: No One Can Know for Sure but I Believe They're Full of Shit