Ebook: Narrow escape: a year of high and lows on the narrow boat Minerva

Narrow escape sets out to dispel the common public myths about living on a boat. From how to avoid assassination by ninja stealth ducklings, through definitive proof that kittens are aliens and the best way to sleep at forty-five degrees, to the importance of having the right boating equipment (a child's plastic sledge and a never-ending supply of cotton wool balls), this month-by-month account of one family's liveaboard year takes a firmly tongue-in-cheek look at the 'idyllic' life on a narrow boat.