Ebook: Here's the situation: a guide to creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades, and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore

This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which ...;Gym -- Tanning -- Laundry (aka personal style) -- The G.T.L. remix -- The Jersey Shore -- Creeping in Da Club and elsewheres -- Wingmen and grenades -- Sticky situations -- Mangia -- Your life partner -- Giving back -- On fame and such.