Ebook: Dead People Suck: a Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed

An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times45 Jokes About My Dead Dad is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there's something for you. With chapters like "Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn," "If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now," and "Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails," Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life's most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.;Intro; Title Page; Dedication; Contents; Acknowledgments; Authorâ#x80;#x99;s Note; Introduction; The Dying Reader; Planning Your Own Death: Should You Sneak Out the Back Door Like Bowie?; Are You an Old Man with Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn; Are You Old and About to Die? A Comprehensive List of Things You Should Do First; If Cancer Was an STD, There Would Be a Cure by Now; Hospice; Hospice: A Medical Term That Means â#x80;#x9C;Here, You Do Itâ#x80;#x9D;; Get Their Passwords; Home Hospice: Die Surrounded by Stuff You Meant to Take to Goodwill.