Ebook: Artifacts of a '90s kid: humorous musings and observations for every millennial

Not friends anymore -- Discovering boys -- My unhealthy diet and weather woes -- Overly dramatic -- Artwork, poetry, and Lisa Frank -- Dear Mom -- Homework fails -- Aspiring teacher and writing stories -- Awkward Christmas photos -- '90s nostalgia -- Fun things I found from the nineties.;"Alana Hitchell wants to remind you what it was like to grow up during an era that consisted of playing countless hours of Nintendo, reading Lurlene McDaniel books, and wearing Esprit T-shirts and Yoyo Jeans. With no real responsibilities to worry about, a typical day involved playing board games like The Game of Life and Mall Madness, eating junk food, and totally obsessing over the latest Lisa Frank stickers. Artifacts of a '90s Kid is a candid, coming-of-age, humorous account of Alana's experiences as a millennial growing up in Central Illinois. It focuses on her elementary and junior high school years (1992-1999) and includes a hilarious compilation of diary entries, homework fails, notes, artwork, poetry, and awkward childhood photos paired with present-day commentary."--Page 4 of cover.