Ebook: 44 Horrible Dates

Eddie has been on more terrible dates than entire villages. Now, for our amusement, our intrepid dater relates 44 of his most hilarious, unbelievable dates, ranging from the guy who immediately farted upon entering his car to the guy who drove him to a fast-food burger joint (Eddie is a vegetarian) before admitting he was high on cocaine. Told in a snarky, R-rated style similar to Chelsea Handler, Eddie's stories will make any person realize that no matter how bad their dating life is, they don't have it as bad as he does!;The first date -- A word of warning -- The dates -- No epiphany.