Ebook: Produce Your Own Damn Movie!

Ch. 1. Producing models and car models or Producing America's next top Tromodel -- ch. 2. How I got a Rabbi to hate Jews or How I let Oliver Stone beat the crap out of me to hone his producer skills -- ch. 3. Film school or porno? Taint no difference or My dinner with Louis Su -- ch. 4. Producing movies inevitably gets you stoned (and is really, really hard) or A union dose of some Shirley Jackson optimism goes a long way -- ch. 5. Is there a business plan? Is IMDB ass? or Secrets of financing and producing from the pickled brain of an elaborate non-pyramid schemer -- ch. 6. Pre-sell your flick in a game of five-card stud or Go for a straight flush -- ch. 7. Fuck me Jesus on a pogo stick! Where am I going to produce my own damn movie? or The secrets of location vocation -- ch. 8. How to do it Hollywood style or I am the herpes of the film industry : I won't go away -- ch. 9. Face the music : post-production and distribution or Pump up your production to a higher level.