Ebook: Possible Side Effects

Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Dedication; Contents; Acknowledgements; Pest Control; Bloody Sunday; The Sacred Cow; Team Player; Killing John Updike; Attacked by Heart; The Wisdom Tooth; GWF Seeks SAME; Mint Threshold; Locked Out; Getting to No You; Kitty, Kitty; Peep; Taking Tests, Taking Things; Unclear Sailing; Moving Violations; You've Come a Long Way, Baby!; The Forecast for Sommer; Try Our New Single Black Mother Menu; The Georgia Thumper; Little Crucifixions; What's in a Name?; The Wonder Boy; Fetch; Mrs. Chang; Julia's Child.;This book is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This book is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some readers reported inappropriate convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs and sudden gasping. Less than one per cent reported narcolepsy. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. Ask your Atlantic Books sales representative about Possible Side Effects.