Ebook: Sell Your Own Damn Movie!

A history of film distribution, 10,000 B.C.--present -- Make your own damn flowchart -- Theatrical distribution : My preferred method of release, other than autoerotic asphyxiation -- Piracy is good. Long live pirates. Yarr. -- Look at me! How to make people want to see your movie, part I -- Putting; the "miss" in mismarketing : Five good movies that poor marketing almost ruined -- I said look at me! How to make people want to see your movie, part II, or probably the most important chapter in the book (after the one about Thomas Jefferson and pirates) -- Film festival survival guide, part 6A, section B17 -- A short chapter about short films (and short people) -- Mo' distribution, mo' problems -- Foreign agents, and other things up my ass -- Epilogue.