Ebook: Pains in the office: 50 people you absolutely, definitely must avoid at work!

What could be worse than being stuck in an office all day' Meetings, deadlines ... colleagues. Surely no torture can crush the spirit so completely as prolonged exposure to these people. You've faked phone calls to avoid them. You've hidden in toilet cubicles until they've gone away. At last there's an effective way to fight back. iPains in the Office/i will help you identify, shun and plan your revenge on the 50 worst types of people you meet at work. Your job may be awful, you may hate your colleagues with a passion, but here at least is a happy place to retreat into. This is your comfort blanket, hidey-hole and fire escape all rolled into one. iPains in the Office/i is guaranteed to become as indispensable to the office worker as cigarette breaks and free stationery. It's the perfect antidote to nightmarish co-workers everywhere!;""Dedication""; ""Title Page""; ""Copyright Page""; ""Painsâ€"a catalyst for change""; ""Acknowledgements""; ""The Joy of work""; ""WAR, DARWINISM AND WORKSTROLOGY""; ""WORK IS WAR""; ""SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST""; ""WORKSTROLOGY""; ""WORK WOULD BE GREAT… IF ONLY""; ""USING THIS BOOK""; ""The Arse Coverer""; ""GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS""; ""The Ball-Breaker""; ""GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS""; ""The Body Beautiful""; ""GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS""; ""The Boozer""; ""GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS""; ""The Bowel Mover""; ""GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS""; ""The Bully""; ""GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS""