Ebook: The Tea Party guide to being a real American : arming yourself against godless liberals, dirty socialists, and sexy ideas

This book is on your side. It's not like all the others. Other books are out to get you. You know the ones: Novels that crush your spirit. Celebrity bios that make your life look boring. Sexy books with filthy sex in them.

This book, like America, has the answers. Good thing, too, because we are now faced with the most important question ever in the history of mankind. How can we tell who the real Americans are? Now, you may be thinking, "If you have to ask, you're not one, son." And that's a good start. But what we need is a simple answer. Complicated answers are for liars. The truth is as dumb as a box of hammers.