Ebook: The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
Author: Robert Byrne
- Tags: Humor, Business & Professional, Cats Dogs & Animals, Comedy, Computers & Internet, Cooking, Doctors & Medicine, Essays, Hunting & Fishing, Jokes & Riddles, Lawyers & Criminals, Limericks & Humorous Verse, Love Sex & Marriage, Parenting & Families, Parodies, Political, Puns & Wordplay, Religion, Rural Life, Satire, Science & Scientists, Self-Help & Psychology, Sports, Theories of Humor, Urban Legends, Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Encyclopedias & Subject Guides, Reference, Quotations, Reference
- Year: 2003
- Publisher: Touchstone
- Edition: Reprint
- Language: English
- epub
Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include:
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields
"Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr
"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields
"Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr
"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns
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